TENERIFE WOOLLY BACK: DIGITAL NIGHTMARE UNLEASHED

A terrifying new phenomenon has gripped the digital world - the Tenerife Woolly Back. This insidious entity, a manifestation of pure digital malice, is wreaking havoc across the globe. Researchers are baffled by its origins and methods. Some theorize it's an ancient curse digitized, while others believe it's a rogue algorithm gone haywire. Whatever